- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Once, I went to Peru.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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