Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Penis

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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knock knock? come in

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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