- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Balls

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Who wants $300? Me too.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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