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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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