- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

The chickens have become self-aware!

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Whats green? The color green.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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