Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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