Tony Romo

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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