- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

SUCK MY NUTS

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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