- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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