- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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