Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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