why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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I have a horse.

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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