- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What did the snake say to the rat?

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

like this if you think what ever you want to..

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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