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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

what is 3+3= 8

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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