- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Is your refrigerator running? No.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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