So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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