Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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what's black and can't swim?

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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the economy.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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no

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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White NBA players.

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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