whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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