- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

How about that airline food?

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

A man died.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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