- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

I had friends on the Death Star.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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