- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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