- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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