How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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