- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

roses are red poo is poo

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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