Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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