- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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