- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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