Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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