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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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