- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

whos on the right track? lady gaga

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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