- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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