Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Anti Jokes = Drained

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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