- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

you give like i give lomain

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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