- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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