What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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