what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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The FCC

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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