Your so gay, that you like men!

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Why so serious ?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

why is this joke funny because your laughing

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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