- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

do you have a wife?

Yellow People !!

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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