- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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