- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Who is it?

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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