What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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