How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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outside your comfort zone

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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