- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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