A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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