- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

A man walks into a vagina

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Camerons hair is Curly..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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