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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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