Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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A gay man watches football.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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No your aunties a joke

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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Dead girls can't say no.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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