- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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