- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

YOU

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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