Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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