Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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