- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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