Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

were you expecting a joke

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

PENIS

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

Women drivers...

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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