- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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A bar walks into a man

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Poker face

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

You sick fiend

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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