What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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Please don't shoot me

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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Guest what? Dog

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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