Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

You know whats better than 24? 25

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

dat shoe shine tho

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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