A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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