- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

there was once a jew

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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