- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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