What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Anti Joke

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