- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

France had one revolution

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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