- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

your face

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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