A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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