- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

say it ten times fast: oh

have you ever had african food? neither have they

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