A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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