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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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