- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Golf.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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